UnScape Meets MGS
Characters:
x1nf3rn0x = Snake. Zelgius = Guard 1. Ikillyou153 = Guard 2. Freka = Justin Bieber. Sig00 = Colonel.
*Snake/Colonel in east bank basement*
Colonel: Snake, there's rumors that a horrible beast is loose in Falador.
We need you to sneak in past the guards, and kill the beast.
Snake: Don't worry, Colonel. I've got something up my sleeve.
*Guard 1/Guard 2 talking infront of Fally*
G1: Dude, so, you got tickets for the show tonight?
G2: No, man. I'd never go to his show, I'm just a guard.
G1: Well, I like a few of his songs...
G2: Jesus, man...
G1: I mean, baby is a really good song!
G2: ... What the hell?
G1: Whatever, it's my opinion.
G2: No, dumbass. There's a box sitting over there.
Snake: ....
G2: Go check it out.
G1: -goes to the box- It's just a box.
G2: How'd it get there?
G1: It's always been here.
G2: No it hasn't...
G1: It totally was. Should I take it to Justin?
G2: Yeah.. do that.
-Box turns into Snake while they aren't looking and kills guard 1-
Snake: Don't take another step or you're next!
G2: O_O ... Did we really just get pwned by a box?
Snake: -kills G2-
-in the castle-
JB: I'mma tell you oneee timmmee...
Snake: No... it can't be... Justin Bieber.
JB: Baaabbyyy baabyyy babyyy oooohhhh.
Snake: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
HEY JUSTIN!
JB: Ohh maii gawwddd haiii derr!!
Snake: Can I have your autograph?
JB: Ooo yeahh plzkthx.
Snake: Yeah so just sign here --- ICE BLAST
JB: Ohh nooooess, I'm frozen!
Snake: Millions of little girls and fags will hate me for a long time for this.
Twilight pwnage blood sucker attack! -blood blitz-
Snake/Colonel in Varrock bank basement
Snake: It's done.
Colonel: Good job, Snake.
Snake: Now remember kids. DON'T GET RAPED!
-Justin Bieber rolls with the credits
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